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Children’s Stories For Adults, Part 5: A Story For Amanda: Greta The Grinder
Amanda’ coffee grinder is often a cause for concern. So, recently I was in her café one one of those afternoons when the grinder stopped working, and she had to get another. It inspired this addition to my silly children’s stories for adults, which as you are aware, is ~amazing art~ ________________________________ Greta the grinder [...]
Children’s Stories For Adults, Part 4: a story for Lorcan: Lorcan the Chameleon.
Lorcan was bored in a lecture and asked for entertainment, so I texted him this quick little story that I wrote on the spot. Obviously it is ~amazing art~ ___________________ There once was a chameleon called Lorcan, Who could change his skin to blend in, But soon Lorcan realised, That it’s far more fun to [...]
Children’s Stories For Adults, Part 3: a story for declan – Wilma the Worm
This little terrible poem was inspired by boredom in Javas, and the fact that I twist sugar sachets and put them inside each other, because I’m a neat-freak sometimes. But when I added the chocolate wrapper, it looked like a worm with a fabulous blue rinse, or perhaps a purple mohawk. I named her Wilma, [...]
Children’s Stories For Adults, Part 2: a story for no-one: Frank the Caterpillar.
Another in the series of random silly stories about animals. I know I owe Meadhbh a story, after she asked specifically when commenting on the last one, but that’ll have to wait. This also means that Amanda is wrong – not all my stories are about giraffes! Awesome! I’m a DIVERSE author. _______________________________________________ There once [...]
Children’s Stories For Adults, Part 1: a story for pa
So, Pa asked me to sing him a song or write a story tonight, so I wrote him this in about 5 seconds in reply to his message. Apparently, Amanda is correct, and all my stories have giraffes in them. _________ Once upon a time there was a giraffe, who wanted to be a drag [...]