So, Pa asked me to sing him a song or write a story tonight, so I wrote him this in about 5 seconds in reply to his message. Apparently, Amanda is correct, and all my stories have giraffes in them.
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Once upon a time there was a giraffe,
who wanted to be a drag queen really badly.
So he went and found some fake boobs,
and learned how to stand upright.
Then got Pa to make him a dress
But there was a problem!
Giraffes have really fucking long necks
and they don’t fit inside any gay bar.
So the giraffe had to be content
with performing in Dublin Zoo.
The End.
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Part 1 of an irregular series.
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Part 1: A Story For Pa
Part 2: A Story For No-One: Frank The Caterpillar
Part 3: A Story For Declan: Wilma The Worm
Part 4: A Story For Lorcan: Lorcan the Chameleon
Part 5: A Story For Amanda: Greta The Grinder
Part 6: A Story For Someone: Fiachra The Snake.