Children’s Stories For Adults, Part 1: a story for pa
Posted on May 14, 2009 by mister ebby
So, Pa asked me to sing him a song or write a story tonight, so I wrote him this in about 5 seconds in reply to his message. Apparently, Amanda is correct, and all my stories have giraffes in them.
_________
Once upon a time there was a giraffe,
who wanted to be a drag queen really badly.
So he went and found some fake boobs,
and learned how to stand upright.
Then got Pa to make him a dress
But there was a problem!
Giraffes have really fucking long necks
and they don’t fit inside any gay bar.
So the giraffe had to be content
with performing in Dublin Zoo.
The End.
_________
Categories: writing | Tags: animals, children's stories, humour, lgbt, poem, silly, stories
Latest Release:
Shop Links
-
Recent Updates
In brief:
mister ebby is a pianist and songwriter from Galway.
His songs range from quiet intimate moments, to bawdy cabaret singalong, to piano heavy rock, but always showcasing his expressive piano style.
"Wires" is his debut album, and was recorded and released in 2011, and sees the songs fleshed out further with multiple vocal layers, and additional instruments: double bass, cello and drums.
He performed to a full house in the Festival Club at the Cork Jazz Festival in 2011, and has been winning over audiences at smaller gigs around Ireland as well as drawing support from around the world for the crowdfunding project that helped fund the debut album recording.
With the first album on release, he is already planning to record the follow-up, which is written and ready to head into the studio.Contact:
email: ebby [at] misterebby.comInstrumentals
ebby on twitter:
Older posts
Login